Stuff   Bush - Found the newest "Dummies" Book.     Beer Poster - Helping people since 1862. Bad Parking - Try explaining this one to the wife. Cactus Fell - On my car! Cat in the shower Coffee Maker - Every programmer needs one of these. Cow Wash - Or was it a Car Wash? Eye Exam Chart - Exactly what it says. French Fries reproduce?? Gerber - Picante Sauce Girl Scout that never goes away Load Slipped Microsoft - Hidden Options Microsoft - Newest Product!!! Mouse Sex - This is the way it's done. NASA - This is what happens when they run out of funding. Pickup Truck - This guy really needs to get one. Pigs are cute Plumber - An actual plumber's truck in AU. Red Light - This would suck. RedNeck - Man on a hot date... Safe Sex - A how-to example. Shcool Zone - hmm Slow Down - I would hate to see this sign when I was driving through... Tampax Inside Texas Limo - Self explanitory Urinal Woman - Just left the gas pump.... Programs (Executable)     Elf Bowl - Funny Christmas bowling game.  Worth checking out if you're bored. Fred - He'll keep you company on your desktop.  Courtesy of my mother. Frogpult - Another game worth checking out if you're bored. July - National baked bean month. Poleeeze Navidad - Christmas Take Your Picture!!! Video Files  (avi, mpg, mov)   Alien Song - Hilarious video based on the song I Will Survive by Gloria Gaynor. Bodine Crash Take your Picture - You have to have a PowerPoint viewer for this one... Web Pages   Rules for Dating my Daughter - We'll set the ground rules here.